"McPherson"
Four Joke/Fables to Consider Sharing with Your Friends or Children
by:Vincent Saint-Simon
- Question: Why did the mosquito bite the black man?
- Answer: Because the black man was helping a senior citizen across the street.
- Moral: And that's why we always kill mosquitoes.
- Q: Why did the dinosaur kick the single mother?
- A: To get her out of the way of the drunk driver.
- M: And that's why we never drive drunk.
- Q: Why did the Orca beach itself?
- A: Because all the other Orca were making fun of his learning disability.
- M: And that's why we always treat each other with respect.
- Q: Why did the whistle stop whistling?
- A: Because it got a major recording contract, signed a book deal, came out with a line of perfume, and went on a lecture tour.
- M: And that's why it is important to practice every day.
